People have asked me why I call this section
Well, if I am a Robot to you, what do you
think you are for me? Sit down and have a banana while you
think about it. In the mean time let me introduce myself to
Greetings! This is robot prototype ZX3500/d7 but people
call me Zed or, more recently, Mr. Zed. I was, or will be,
built in the future. To make a long story short I was a
reject of the ultra sophisticated ZX robot line. To justify
the expense of my construction I was used as a guinea pig
in one of the first experiments in time travel. Unfortunately,
where as they were pretty good at sending me back, they
werent nearly so hot at picking me up again. So I
now find myself in the embarrassing position of having to
return to the future on foot.
Can't believe it? Good. Now don't forget.
I'm counting on you to ridicule anyone who says what I've
written here is true. Anyway, the point of this site is to
have fun. I can offer you a really alternative view of history
and the universe and your place in it and you can offer me ah well,
how about large sums of money? Visit my shop on your way out,
or you could cut out the middleman and send massive amounts
of money directly to me.